Did you know there are thousands of haunted driveways all over the US and Canada?
Well, there probably are…I was reading some crazy statistics recently. According to researchers at the US Nationwide Children’s Hospital, there were 1,647 fatalities from cardiac-related injuries from 1990 to 2006……from shoveling snow! 

Dr. Barry Franklin, a cardiologist, said that even with healthy young people, their heart rate and blood pressure increased more from shovelling snow than when they exercised on a treadmill. He then said, “Combine this with cold air, which causes arteries to constrict and decrease blood supply, you have a perfect storm for a heart attack“. Scary stuff!

So, if you are getting on in years, have a heart condition, or have a pretty sedentary life, please be careful this year when you’re shoveling your driveways and walkways. BTW – Saying that makes me wonder: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways???

But I digress…If you ever want (or need) some help maintaining your driveways, walkways, parkways, or anythingways this winter..Wipe Clean is here for you! Because when the snow piles up in your yard, that thing in your garage called a snowshovel looks more like some kind of medieval torture device than a simple yard implement. 

Doesn’t it just make sense to let the team at Wipe Clean clear your driveways and paths? Just think of how good you’ll feel, standing in the window watching us clear away the snow while you get to stand there in that horrible Christmas sweater with the blinking lights sipping on a nice hot cup of cocoa… 

Your Wipe Clean dwarves will get out there and remove that snow regardless of how chilly it is, letting you enjoy the comforting warmth of your home all winter long. Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! 
Nick Stainsby,
Wipe Clean Window Cleaning Ltd.
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